me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

(via caleighjayne)

officialjulyrose:

dude, i’ve slayed you once don’t make me slay you again.

(via dontyoucallhimback)